Showing posts with label Funny as Hell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny as Hell. Show all posts

Friday, July 11, 2014

Funny as Hell


I'm beginning to think we are living under Pharaoh. Here's why:


TEN PLAGUES OF PHAROAH


EGYPT THEN
USA NOW


1.   Rivers to Blood
1.    Voter Fraud #1
2.   Frogs
2.   Stimulus Package
3.   Gnats
3.   Health “Care” Reform
4.   Flies
4.   Fort Hood Massacre
5.   Death of Livestock
5.   Fast & Furious Scandal
6.   Boils
6.   Voter Fraud #2
7.   Hail
7.   Benghazi Massacre
8.   Locusts
8.   IRS Discrimination
9.   Darkness
9.   NSA Data Collection
10. Killing of the Firstborn
10. VA Scandals






Just ponder...food for thought...


This photograph is from a Facebook page called Live Life in Color.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Funny as Hell



I think it's funny that Hobby Lobby offers SIXTEEN forms of contraception, denying just four that are actually abortion wearing camouflage. We keep falling for straw men and false narratives -- even Hillary Clinton claiming this SCOTUS decision as somehow a war on women. Here's some more material I find funny -- funny as hell:


Six Questions Posted on Facebook (6/30/14)

The following is incredible! I didn't get one correct answer. Prepare for a shock at the answer and prepare yourself for the next election. Six trivia questions to see how much history you really know.  Be honest, it's kind of fun and revealing. If you don't know the answers, make your best guess. Answer all of the questions (no cheating) before looking at the answers. And, no, the answers to these questions aren't all “Barack Obama.” Who said it? 

1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."         

A. Karl Marx   B. Adolph Hitler  C. Joseph Stalin  D. Barack Obama   E. None of the above. 

2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few...... And to replace it with shared responsibility, for shared prosperity." 

A. Lenin   B. Mussolini  C. Idi Amin  D. Barack Obama   E. None of the above.

3) "(We).....can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."          

A. Nikita  Khrushev   B.  Joseph Goebbels  C. Boris Yeltsin  D. Barack Obama   E. None of the above. 

4) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own ... in order to create this common ground."          

A. Mao Tse Tung  B. Hugo Chavez  C. Kim Jong II   D. Barack Obama  E. None of the above.

5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed." 

A.  Karl Marx  B. Lenin  C. Molotov  D. Barack Obama  E. None of the above .

6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched."         

A. Pinochet   B. Milosevic  C. Saddam Hussein  D. Barack Obama  E. None of the above.


And the  answers  are…. 

(1)   E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/29/2004 

(2)   E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 5/29/2007 

(3)  E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007 

(4)   E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007 

(5 ) E None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007 

(6). E. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 9/2/2005 


Want to know something scary?  She may be the next president if you don't forward this to everyone that you know. So please THINK before you vote. I don’t want to have ANY more years like the ones we've been having since The Fall of 2008! We need government FOR the people and BY the people, led by someone(s) who respects America and the American Constitution -- not someone(s) who wants to change it.


Friday, June 13, 2014

Funny as Hell



I think it's funny that The Press doesn't "press" anymore. I also think it's funny they think they are America's "watch dogs" but they have morphed into a whole different breed. Now they are "lap dogs." Neutered!


This picture was taken by Bella.

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Grim Fairy Tales



I feel like Whitney in Wonderland! I say we are QUITE living in the land of fairy tales at the moment: unable to see that The Emperor isn't wearing a stitch... ignoring the killing of the goose who used to lay golden eggs... giving our children to The Pied Piper, who is leading them into the mountainside. Poor us -- so like Little Red Riding Hood, 
thinking the wolf is Granny. 

Oscar again, one of my all-time photographs by Rachel Hale.


Monday, June 9, 2014

Eureka!


I think it's funny that, in the natural world, surrender is how you lose; yet in the supernatural world, surrender is how you win.

P.S. I need to note to Whom we surrender matters! There is one God Most High, the God of all gods. It matters to Whom I surrender...

This photograph is from a Facebook page called
Live Life in Color.

Monday, June 2, 2014

Funny as Hell



My dog and I love oxymorons, and on our walk this morning, we remembered another one: 

Political Representatives

We find this kind of humor WRY -- and funny -- funny as hell. 


This is a photo of Roobie when she was twelve years younger, in her prime of life. Now she is old (91 in human terms) and gray (like her mum), but she's still catching scents and chasing them down, and when she finds something, she barks her head off. She is a pointer. A short-haired pointer. Like her mum.

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Funny as Hell


My dog thinks it's funny that the term Political Correctness 
is an oxymoron... funny as hell.

This photograph was posted recently on Facebook and is attributed to Diane Grant.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Funny As Hell


I have decided to declare a war on words. No longer will I sit quietly, pretending something is fine with me when it isn't. I simply need to make a stand against the Orwellian whirlwind that is all around us. Common sense seems to have been swept away from where I sit. For me and Toto, it definitely does not look like we're in Kansas anymore.

What tornado has carried us so far and away? I'm thinking it may have started with the "gentle" breezes of Political Correctness, which, at first, appeared docile and right. The goal to was be tolerant. And YES, of course, we all said "YES!" to that.

For heaven's sake, this was America, and here we protect freedom of speech, freedom of thought, everyone's God-given freedom to think any way we choose within the limits of the law. We say "YES!" to respect for any and all holding a differing pint of view. So yes --  we said yes, we said yes.

Gradually, however, those breezes turn to stronger winds, and cold, and they blew through, carrying us into new meanings for Political Correctness -- primarily this: "Don't offend." Sensitivity became the goal,replacing respect for diversity. As the cold winds blew stronger, PC came to mean, "Don't offend anyone -- ever." 

And so, according to the current definitions of Political Correctness, it is now considered "not PC" to disagree with someone. Especially if your view might hurt another person's feelings --someone's feelings, anyone's feelings, someone(s), anyone(s).

The result: intolerance! If a viewpoint is considered "offensive" is "not PC" and therefore not to be expressed. So much for freedom of expression. It has been carried away, and we with it -- to Oz. 

Honestly, if it weren't so downright Orwellian, it would be funny. Funny as hell.


This photograph is from the Facebook page of Kristopher Rowe.

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Regarding Counterfeits



Photo by Liz Burnell.

When I was little, my parents taught me a poem with their hands that went like this:

Here is the church,
Here is the steeple,
Open the doors,
See all the people.

Little did I know when I was little! Now that I am 67, I am convinced by the Word Writ that the church is not a building: it’s the believers who assemble, it’s the congregation; it’s the people!

Paul’s letters are written to the churches [of Corinth; of Galatia; in Ephesus; in Philippi; in Colosse; of the Thessalonians] to the ekklesia which according to Vine’s Dictionary is translated to mean “congregation.” And Peter wrote to the elect according to the foreknowledge of God the Father, in sanctification of the Spirit, for obedience and sprinkling of the blood of Jesus Christ… who are begotten to a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead (1 Peter 2-3).

So the above is not a picture of a church; it is a picture of a church building. The Quakers call it The Meeting House, and they enter there for Meeting with God. I agree with their terminology, though not with denomination. I agree with Martin Luther, who  reportedly said, “Leave my name alone, and do not call yourselves Lutherans, but Christians. Who is Luther? My doctrine is not mine. I have not been crucified by anyone. Paul would not that anyone should call himself of Paul or of Peter, but of Christ. How then does it befit me, a miserable bag of dust and ashes, to give my name to the children of Christ? Leave, my dear friends, these party names and distinctions. Away with them all, and let us call ourselves only Christians after Him from Whom our salvation comes" (From Royal Insignia, 1997 Edition, Complied by Edwin and Lillian Harvey, Chapter 11 entitled God’s Exchequer to the Lowly, Page 28, Para 4). So The Church of the New Covenant is not the building with the steeple; it’s those who gather in His name -- any time, any place. Therefore, an image of the church He birthed would look more like this:



For where two or more are gathered together in My name, I AM there
 in the midst of them.
Matthew 18:20.

I know this may sound weird; I offer it only to encourage others to search the Word Writ for themselves. I only discovered this because of Twelve-Step Meetings, which "ruined" me for anything less. My studying this out in His Word has revealed to me that what we are calling "church" isn't. Check it out!

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Eureka!



In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
- George Orwell

Just moments ago I returned home from a walk with my DOG, during which time I heard the following about opposites:

  • That the opposite of "pro-life" is not "pro-choice" but "pro-death."
  • That the opposite of "right" is either "left" or ""wrong." 
  • That the opposite of "straight" is not "gay" but "twisted." 

Forgive me if this sounds harsh. But I am trying to promote actual thinking about hard things. Thank you, George Orwell, for encouraging me to do all I can to invite civil discourse on topics that seem to make us uncomfortable. Help us, LORD, to speak truthfully with one another, learning to respect and tolerate our differences. Help us learn to be open and honest with You, with ourselves, and with one another... Amen!



Funny as Hell


Eureka:
Political Correctness is McCarthyism, a cross-dresser since its last time strutting around America. It's wearing a different outfit and singing a different tune, but it's the same old song, which is ridiculous -- and funny as hell.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Regarding Counterfeits



A friend called this morning to say, "How stupid are we?" To which I replied, "For me, it's no longer a question -- it's a declarative sentence: We are that stupid." In a macabre sort of way, it's really quite funny -- funny as hell.



Monday, March 31, 2014

Grim Fairy Tales


A Diatribe Against Political Correctness


When “Political Correctness” first appeared, it seemed innocuous enough. It was about RESPECT for difference, which sounded moral and good and right. Since then, however, its meaning has morphed. No longer does it mean RESPECT for a differing opinion. Now it seems to mean "DO NOT OFFEND -- ANYONE -- EVER" with the result of intolerance for an opinion that might offend anyone. I posit that Political Correctness is, itself, intolerance for Political InCorrectness -- intolerance calling itself tolerance. And we’re okay with that?!?

·      Consider current events: terrorism -- no uniformed or identifiable enemy this time, no “swastikas” that are invisible. Yet they are sprinkled over all the planet like malignant cancer cells, with most of us reticent to say so -- some because they believe in diplomacy, others because they bow to Political Correctness.

·      Consider the viewpoint discrimination that is alleged against the IRS. If this were a Republican in office right now, everyone would be screaming… the press would be screaming.

·      Consider the irony of someone voting for a candidate on the basis of skin color. Actor Kevin Sorbo says, “In the last two elections, if you didn’t vote for Obama, you were considered racist. I heard liberals saying they voted for Obama because he was black, but if I had said I was voting for someone because he or she was white, I would have been called racist.” 

And they would have been right. We Americans are so highly educated, yet here we are, drowning in denial. Terrorism unfolds into a massacre at Fort Hood, and it is called “workplace violence.” It is as though we are swimming in a sea of knowledge that contains not a drop of wisdom. I say that, if we’re not careful, we will drown in the arms of Stupidity calling itself Compassion.

Margaret Atwood says, “There is just one race -- the human race, and we’re all members of it. But if you differ with what is currently considered PC, you are clobbered for being “intolerant” ‘or “ignorant” or “judgmental.” Beautiful intelligence -- being so open-minded that our brains are falling out. We are hoodwinked, blinded from seeing Political Correctness for what it actually is: Bullying by grown-ups.

Elie Wiesel wrote of an apparent defect, seemingly built into humans, our inability to comprehend unthinkable horror, even when it’s right in front of us. He told of the Jews in a little town called Sighe, who were brought news of unimaginable massacres by a witness who had himself escaped. Wiesel writes that, “Incredulous, the villagers dismissed the man’s report, mocking his pleas and warnings, agreeing that he was, in all probability, a madman. Thus they became blind in the face of a destiny they could have escaped; thus they submitted with inconceivable passivity as they gave themselves up to it.”

Because of  our proclivity toward Denial, having tea with Hitler didn’t work. "He just kept killing, until the English were eating swastika for breakfast” (thank you, The Essays of E.B. White). I grew up when using good judgment was encouraged as a valuable asset. Not anymore –- it seems it’s now politically incorrect to use judgment of any kind. We cower to any distinctions between “right” and “wrong” because to do so would be considered “judgmental” -- and God forbid we should judge! The term “good judgment” is practically synonymous with cussing.

So… go ahead and have tea with the enemy if you would like -- it’s still a free country when last I looked. And go ahead: embrace Political Correctness if you want. But please be tolerant and tolerate me, who won’t and will not.

Funny As Hell



I think it's funny that "left" is the opposite of "right" and that, at the same time, the opposite of "right" is "wrong." Being a liberal used be about promoting freedom. Now it seems to be mostly about making rules and regulations to control outcomes. Really, in a macabre kind of way, it is funny -- funny as hell.

This is Oscar as photographed by Rachel Hale.

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Funny As Hell


I think it's funny that the word "LIBERAL" used to mean freedom... Today it seems to be  synonymous with writing regulations to "make sure" of this, that, and the other thing... To me, it's Control dressed up as Compassion, a wolf dressed up like Granny, which is funny in a very dark kind of way -- funny as hell.

This photograph (posted on Facebook) is unattributed. What a shame!

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Funny as Hell




I just thought of another one: Tweedledum and Tweedledee! They played with Compassion to lead their "dinner" down an avenue called Stupidity and ate them alive. Funny how the stories we heard as children are so timely today -- funny as hell.



This photograph is the work of Rachel Hale, entitled Oscar in her collection of Animals as Art.

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Funny as Hell


Funny as Hell

My dog and I heard this morning about the agreement with Iran, which (as we understand it) now gets to buy time while being paid for it. We agree with Israel that this is an historic mistake. In a dark way, it's funny. ... funny as hell...

This photograph is from a series called Animals as Art by Rachael Hale. 
This one is called "Oscar."

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Funny as Hell



My dog and I see a wolf in Sheep's Clothing, but we've been barking and barking, and still, very few people see the tail hanging down from underneath his disguise. He is all dressed up as Compassion, luring sheep into the river to have their brains washed clean of common sense. It's so sad to see the wool being pulled over many eyes. If it weren't so dark and ironic, it would be funny. Funny as hell.


This photograph is from a Facebook page called Live Life In Color.


Sunday, July 21, 2013

Funny as Hell



I think it's funny that Political Correctness has morphed from "RESPECT" to "DO NOT 

OFFEND --ANYONE, EVER."  Watching so many good-hearted people be hoodwinked into 

embracing intolerance in the name of tolerance, has been tragic really -- if it weren't so funny. 

Funny as hell.


This photograph is from a series called Animals as Art by Rachael Hale. 
This one is called "Oscar."

Tuesday, June 25, 2013