Dog Tweets

THE NEED FOR A LEASH

My dog has noticed that politicians think they are hot dogs, so they need to be grilled.

My dog has noticed that the press is failing to press (or even dig) for bones that are being buried.

My dog wonders why reporters seem to have forgotten their training. She thinks maybe they’ve lost the scent because they don’t seem to be pursuing trails anymore, and they aren’t even digging for facts.

My dog has noticed that fewer people see the connection between free-enterprise and their own freedom. She hopes they will call it back before it gets killed by a car.

My dog has noticed that DC might behave better if paychecks were tied to a (1) a budget and (2) balanced budget. Otherwise, no treats...